When by Choice or Consequence, You Spend a Notable Amount of Your Day in a Sewer

 

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When You Win a Beauty or Dance Contest

 

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When You Need To Feel Hopeful About Your Severe Case Of Amnesia But Anyway You Shouldn't Have To Apologize Because You Can't Even Remember What Kind of Bird It Was

 

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When You Have An Appointment With An Angel And You're Afraid You'll Say The Wrong Thing

 

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When You Have a Job Interview to Be a Private Detective

 

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When You Are Braving the Dead of Winter Because Why Do We Live Here

 

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When You Need a Vacation or Need to Get Off the Grid

 

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When You Are in a Heatwave

 

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When You Buy Your First Car And Need to Know the Possibilities

 

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When You Are Having a Dinner Party

 

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When you like Alexander Hamilton, Henry Darger, Frederick Douglass, Moses, Peter Lorre, Ray Charles, Babe Ruth, Batman, Alvin, and the Chipmunks

 

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